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| I love my blankie! | 
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| Oooohh the sun! My eyes! Should never have had that last tequila.... ow, my head... | 
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| Mommee I'm boooooorrrred... | 
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| So very very tiiiiiiiired.... | 
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| Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... | 
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| Awww mommee... are you taking pictures of us again? | 
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| Why, yes, I do like to be a cushion, thank you... | 
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| Quick! Lemme make a funnee face... | 
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| I'm... too sexy for my... paws! | 
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| What, these whiskas?  Oh, I just had them hanging around somewhere... | 
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| Ooooh but I am just so floofy! Note to self: do not shuffle my feeties along the carpet, this static is just tooo much! | 
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| And...1... ok, that's enuff for today! | 
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| Yeah, I've worked with Lagerfeld, he loves me on the cat-walk... | 
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| Now how do you make this stuff stop running long enuff to get a drink? Maybe if I use my paw... | 
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| And, tilt... and wait for it... "Aaaahhh, the cute little kitty booby bun-buns!" | 
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| But, but... we were't doing nuffink, promise!  What ear? That ear?  Oh, he likes it nibbled that way... | 
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| Don't even think about trying to flirt with her! She's mine, mine, all miiiiine... | 
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| Yeah, well, mom had that IVF thing... the doc calls it identical quads... | 
 
